If you ever wanna insult someone just call them the name of a gyroid
shut up you mini dinkoid
A man walks into a bar and orders apple juice. The bartender says that they don’t serve that but he will order some for the man if he comes back later.
The next day the same man walks into the bar and orders grape juice. The bartender says that they don’t serve that but he will be happy to order some for the man.
The following day the man walks into the bar and orders a glass of milk. The bartender says they don’t carry milk but he will order some for the man.
The next day the man walks into the bar and orders beer. The bartender says, “We don’t have any of that. We had to make room for the apple juice, grape juice, and milk.”
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n
T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e
L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t
D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e
FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
This was my photo on grindr and I got banned
This is what happens when you synchronize camera’s shutter speed with a helicopter’s blade frequency